Title:       I Saw Scully Kissing Skinner Claus
Author:      Tim Scott
Email:       TScott2533@aol.com
Website:     http://www.geocities.com/timmscott.geo/
Spoilers:    Fractured Christmas Carol
Disclaimer:  I don't own 'em.  Any of 'em, dammit.




To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"




I saw Scully kissing Skinner Claus
   underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't hear me creep
   up the stairs to have a peep;
She thought I was sacked out
   in the basement fast asleep.
Then I saw Scully tickle Skinner Claus
   underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
   if she had only seen
      me and Bambi Berenbaum last night.