Title: A Day in the Life of Mulder and Scully
Rating: G to NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine, property of 1013, Fox and Chris Carter, no money made no infringement intended.
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"Hey! You two ok down there?"
Mulder and Scully looked up from their spots on opposite sides of the elevator floor as a panel in the elevators ceiling flopped open and a large bald man stuck his head in.
"Yeah we’re fine." Scully said with annoyance as she picked herself up off the floor for a second time.
"Hey buddy you want to give me a hand?" The bald man called to Mulder.
"Sure." He said with equal annoyance as Scully. The man suddenly dropped his lower half down into the elevator. Mulder shot Scully a look at said ‘what the fuck is this?’ as he grabbed the man around the knees and helped him lower down. The man, at least a foot shorter then Mulder and fifty pounds heavier, pushed himself from the roof. The two lost their balance and fell back to the floor. Mulder grunted in pain as the large man landed square on his chest.
Scully’s hand flew to her mouth as she stifled laughter.
"Sorry about that buddy." The man hulled himself up and waddled over the control panel.
Scully held out a hand and pulled Mulder to his feet while her face flushed to unreleased laughter.
"Ok. I just have to re route a few wires…" The repairman said as he bent over to unlock the panel.
Scully snorted softly and turned around her the man’s hairy back end became visible as he leaned over.
"Any minute now." He mumbled and he shifted his weight from foot to foot in his crouched position, cause his pants to slide down in the process.
Scully closed her eyes and bit her lips to contain herself while Mulder gave a small controled smile and cleared his throat. The elevator lights blinked on and it made its way steadily up to the correct floor.
"There you go." The repairman said, still crouched in front of the panel, as the doors slide open.
"Thanks." Mulder called as her placed one hand on Scully’s back to lead her out of the elevator and with the other her pulled a pen out of her breast pocket. Just a he was about to step out the doors he reached over and dropped the pen down the man’s pants.
"Mulder!" Scully screeched as soon as she was out of ear shoot and burst into laughter.
Mulder smiled smugly and continued to lead the hysteric Scully to the parking garage.
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