Title:       Let 'em Fry
Author:      Tim Scott
Email:       TScott2533@aol.com
Website:     http://www.geocities.com/timmscott.geo/
Spoilers:    You pays your money and you takes your chance.
Summary:     Fractured Christmas Carol
Disclaimer:  They're not mine, they never will be.




To the tune of "Let It Snow!  Let It Snow!  Let It Snow!"




The Consortium men are dying!
That it's right, there's no denying.
What a suitable way to die!
Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!


It's showing signs of stopping.
How I wish there was corn for popping!
Their shrieks will be my lullaby...
Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!


When they finally breathe their last,
As their failing screams underscore,
I'll wish it hadn't been so fast,
I wanted to hurt them some more!


The fires are slowly dying,
And the quiet is satisfying,
My eyes are completely dry.
Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!  Let 'em fry!